Not a Nutter!

Submitted October 4th, 2000 by gcallahan

I should open this letter saying how displeased I am with the editors of the London Compass for printing Mr. Johnathan Marcus’s assault on my person.  Despite his claims to the contrary, I have sent in requests for the Parlimentary Budget Allowances under the Freedom of Information Act.

As Mr. Marcus states, there is no allowances for this conspiracy, but I had no expectation of finding anything in the budgets.

A secret agency is not very useful if their spending is part of the public record.  Likely their budget has been hidden in the mass of MI5 projects struck out under the Official Secrets Act.

Regardless of this paperwork, I have continued my surveillance of these collared ghost hunters.  After several weeks, I’ve managed to narrow down the locations they most often appear at, and when they appear.  I’ll not include my timetables here, as I’m certain that members of this agency read the Compass regularly.

However, given my timetable, I was able to follow one of these agents for an evening, as they stopped at various landmarks throughout the city.  Starting in Whitechapel, at the site of the Ripper’s murders, to several lesser known hauntings in the back alleys, to Baker Street, and finally at Highgate Cemetery.

Unfortunately, I lost my quarry in the Leystone district.  However I am encouraged by this improvement, and I will continue my investigation.

Godfrey Callahan
Investigative Reporter

Facts and Opinions, Godfrey Callahan

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